In 1999, Prince once said “Don’t be fooled by the internet. Use the computer, don’t let the computer use you. There’s a war going on, the battlefield is in the mind and the prize is the soul”

If I follow you on here you may have noticed that I…

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Kanye West once said If you’re a Kanye West fan…you’re actually a fan of yourself….I’m just the espresso.

Anybody else feel overwhelmed lately?

Like you should really do something about everything but anything you do ultimately…

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The comedian Steven Wright perfectly articulated our primary human evolutionary advantage when he said “Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.”

I get it, cardio sucks but you my friend do not suck

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It would appear that in America there are many industries that are lucky that their consumers are so lazy.

However, as Anthony Bourdain once said, “Luck is not a business model”

We’ve all got that…

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One of my greatest personality flaws is that I’m one of those horrible people who works out every day on vacation — every day in general really, but more specifically on days when my wife…

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The day I found out that Avicii died I was walking off of Ipanema beach in Rio de Janeiro Brazil. It was the first of an 8-day Jiu jitsu training camp — and after 14…

The thing about wrestling an alligator that it is relatively simple — not easy — simple.

Alligators are uncomplicated, you don’t ever wonder where you stand with an alligator — they have persisted through millions of years of evolution because they are beautifully-efficient killing machines.

As black belts in…

We have been raised to fear a blank page — understanding that it is our primary purpose to replace its gaping whiteness with information, content, words. We are contractors, the page is a vacant lot, our words are the materials we use to construct meaning.

If we cannot, we…

The following is a transcript from a video I recorded about waiting on celebrities, systemic racism and the service industry.

It’s the late 00’s and I’m working an unreasonably busy summer weekday lunch rush on the patio at a very trendy Sunset Strip Chinese restaurant. …

The following is a transcript of a video I recorded about Johnny Cash, My grandmother and COVID-19.

Some unexpected things Johnny Cash and I have in common.

We’re both ordained ministers

We are both former residence of both Ojai California, and Nashville TN

AND

Both of our parents were…

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